Homework Assignment: Boys

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So...

Every Monday in school, my daughters get a list of words they are supposed to learn to spell, and learn the meanings of. Then, on Friday they have to take a spelling test and hand in a short paragraph that uses at least five of the words for the week...

So I just got back last weeks writing assignment and I felt the sudden urge to share... You'll see why...

Just to make things clear, The writing assignment is in normal text, Spelling words are underlined, Teacher's comments are in italics, and my daughter's return comments are in bold face.

Ready? Here it goes:

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I think boys are tiresome. They are the lamest people on earth. Girls on the other hand are graceful, elegant, and tranquil. Not all girls are like that though. Some are tough and better than boys. The best part about girls is that we don't have cooties. Also boys are disgusting. Girls rule boys drool!

You might have a different opinion some day :)

NAA


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My nine year old daughter ladies and gentlemen... 

Anyway,

Aside from having suddenly become tiresome, lame and drooling, (like half the populace apparently) I'm still overworked, but am somehow managing to plug away at KCC... I should have the next chapter update out in early February... I hope... maybe... I think...

-C


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I love it.  Your girls are a trip. 

I kinda wish my 9 year old felt like that.  On one hand she's a huge tomboy, like I was, and most of her friends are boys (especially her best friend). But on the other hand she's a pink and purple clad, frilly, shoe loving, giggly ball of fluff. The kids and I went to watch HTTYD2 and when Hiccup took his helmet off in the beginning that girl actually put her fist up to cover her mouth and giggled. I just looked at her like WTH.

And you have two that age... well sir, I say to you good luck and God bless.